you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
"parkour" I say as I walk up one step
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
*raises them a little bit more*
*eyebrows recede into my hairline, never to be seen again*
When life gives you lemons, ask what the catch is. Life will most likely make up some bs excuse like it’s free lemon day or something but that’s a lie and you know it. Are the lemons poisoned? Maybe. Can you really take that risk?
this blog will be the death of me
Lemons will be the death of you
if someone tries to give you a high five they’re leaving their groin area open for attack so take advantage and teach them a lesson
It was late. I walked past a scantily clad woman.
She looked at me and said, “100 for a night.”
I replied “100 for what?”
"Monopoly. What do you think?"
Two hours later we were back at my place, she had boardwalk but I had 3 railroads.